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I survived the earthquake…

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Well it finally happened. The entire Midwest (possibly the entire world) has been destroyed by a catastrophic earthquake. I believe I may be the only survivor. I have already stockpiled food, supplies and weapons and have begun fortifying my home for the impending zombie attack I know will come with the setting of the sun today (zombies tend to take advantage of these types of world ending disasters). Above is a photo I took moments ago of me walking thru downtown West Salem, Ill with a kick ass stray dog I found.

I’m going to try to make my way to Effingham Ill. I’ll be on the boat dock at Lake Sara everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there… if anyone is out there… I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there’s anybody out there… anybody… please. You are not alone.

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This entry was posted on Friday, April 18th, 2008 at 9:12 am and is filed under Miscellany. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “I survived the earthquake…”

  1. Greg Winn Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    I hear there is a camp just north of Springfield ILL, that has survivors of this godly act. I will bring a stupid kid, but your not allowed to have any grenades… We cool on that?

  2. jim.mayes Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    nah, I was talking to a guy and he said that camp got wiped out in the first aftershock. So yeah, I’m pretty sure I’m the only person alive on earth in the aftermath of this disaster.

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